Hagrid laughed wisely. "Evolution is a fairytale. You don't really believe that, do you?"
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"Yes, I do!" Aunt Petunia screeched.
"Well then prove it!"
It was then that Petunia produced her mobile phone and showed Hagrid gallery after gallery of photos from the fossil record. She also pulled up comparisons between the DNA of the great apes. Futhermore, she challenged Hagrid to propose an experiment that might disprove evolution.
Sadly, Hagrid couldn't do it.
Turnabout being fairplay, Petunia then asked Hagrid what was his evidence for God.
He shuffled his feet. "Well, there's this book, see," he said. "Or really a collection of books, all put together in one book."
"I see," said Petunia. "When was this written?"
"Well, a long time ago. I'm not really sure."
"And who wrote it?"
"Well, I'm not really sure."
"Any other evidence?"
"Well, there's this cornflake, see. And if you look closely, you can see the face of Jesus!"
Harry beamed at this. What further proof could be needed?