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Jeremy Simington
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Posted: 03 August 2016 at 6:30am | IP Logged | 1  

"We killed Jesus."

No corpse, no crime.
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John Byrne

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Posted: 03 August 2016 at 6:33am | IP Logged | 2  

"We had to cancel Easter this year. They found the body."
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Marc Foxx
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Posted: 03 August 2016 at 7:46am | IP Logged | 3  

We Jews are also responsible for the sinking of the Titanic...

Iceberg, Goldberg...what's the difference?
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Robbie Parry
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Posted: 03 August 2016 at 8:19am | IP Logged | 4  

There's one gigantic hoop Christans of all stripes seem able to jump thru: sure, the Jews and Judas (redundant, I know) were "only following orders," but they had free will, and could have chosen to disobey those orders!

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It's a shame Judas didn't use that free will. All this could have been avoided.

But, no, SOMEONE was needed. If it hadn't been Judas, it'd have had to have been someone else - let's call him Robbie - doing the necessary thing to keep the 'divine' plan going.

Don't they see the hypocrisy and lack of logic in this position?
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John Byrne

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Posted: 03 August 2016 at 8:28am | IP Logged | 5  

Every once in a while I kid Paul Kupperberg about this (since he's Jewish).

"You could have just left the guy alone," I say. "But NO-OOOOH!! You had to go and KILL him! And now we're stuck with this tripe!"

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Eric Sofer
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That's right. We killed Jesus. And when he comes back, we'll kill him again. And then all you people will have to wear little electric chairs around your necks.

Wish I could remember who told me this first so that I could steal it...
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