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John Byrne

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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 8:28am | IP Logged | 1 post reply

I wish you'd tell us the joke though...

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Man goes into a roadside diner, sits at the counter, sees there a small sign.

Chicken Salad Sandwich -- $3.50

Egg Salad Sandwich -- $4.50

Handjob -- $5.00

The waitress approaches. "What'll ya have, hon?"

"Are you the one who gives the handjobs?" the man asks.

"Sure am!"

"Then go wash your hands. I want an egg salad sandwich!"

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Michael Heide
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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 8:34am | IP Logged | 2 post reply

My condolences.
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John Byrne

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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 8:40am | IP Logged | 3 post reply

Do you have a favorite story about an experience with your father?

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There's one that still makes me smile.

All the time I was growing up, due in no small part to the increasingly elevated positions he held in various civic governments, I was "Frank Byrne's son."

Circa 1985, Dad came for a visit, and we went to a New York convention together, where -- as he pointed out -- he was repeatedly introduced as "John Byrne's father".

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Tony Midyett
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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 8:52am | IP Logged | 4 post reply

^ That's terrific, JB---I'll bet he was very pleased!

And that joke was hilarious, BTW!
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Tim O Neill
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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 8:53am | IP Logged | 5 post reply



Well this is a great thread - what wonderful stories, JB.  The tux is just perfect.  Now that's going with style!

Thanks for talking about your dad, JB.  A warm rememberance through stories and pictures is a fitting tribute for a good man.  We all personally have to go through the loss of a parent, and your candor is much appreciated.  It makes thinking about this kind of loss easier for me over the last few days.

And just so you know, I will be stealing that joke.  I will also be avoiding egg salad sandwiches this week!







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Eric Smearman
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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 11:39am | IP Logged | 6 post reply

Saddened to read of your loss, JB. My deepest condolences.
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Ryan Maxwell
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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 11:42am | IP Logged | 7 post reply

I'll be passing along that joke to my dad.  I'm sure he'll have a few to fire right back.
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Vinny Valenti
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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 12:40pm | IP Logged | 8 post reply

Heh, that sounds like a joke that George Carlin would tell.

I happened to catch his final HBO performance on Netflix on Saturday night....was eerie to hear him focus on death so much.

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Michael Terry
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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 2:22pm | IP Logged | 9 post reply

My condolences Mr. byrne
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Rafael S Fernandez
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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 3:06pm | IP Logged | 10 post reply

My condolences, JB
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Brett C. Flechaus
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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 6:54pm | IP Logged | 11 post reply

Mr. Byrne, you have my sympathy for your loss.
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Thomas Moudry
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Posted: 11 January 2011 at 7:13pm | IP Logged | 12 post reply

>>>Circa 1985, Dad came for a visit, and we went to a New York convention
together, where -- as he pointed out -- he was repeatedly introduced as
"John Byrne's father".<<<


:) Great story! I'm sure it was exciting for him--and your mother--to see
you doing so well.

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