From someone on Reddit (no modifications from me)

The total and complete victory that Donut J. Trump has achieved in just 38 days, in a move that will surely belong to history books, has:

- Replaced Khamenei (86) with Khamenei (56)

- Reclaimed exactly 0kg of uranium from Iranian plants

- Opened a Strait that was open before the war, with an updated $2M toll per ship (used to be $0)

- Proved F-15s and F-35s can actually be taken down by people who "belong to the Stone Age" (sic)

- Got US military bases destroyed across four or five countries

- Broken the mutual trust between these countries that the US will actually be able to defend them should need arise

- Got Iranian people on the street (although to protest in favor of the government, whereas they used to protest against the government)

- Instated Pakistan as a reasonable neutral party in Middle-East conflicts

- Officially admitted to sending weapons to Kurds so that they stir trouble in Iran (they didn't do anything and kept the weapons)

- Bragged about the Crown Prince of the biggest petro-monarchy in the Gulf "kissing his ass" (sic)

And all this at the very cheap price of a few thousand civilian lives, tens of billions of equipment and severed trust with about anybody not named Israel. If that is not the Art of the Deal, I don't know what you could reasonably expect.