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John Byrne
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| Posted: 03 June 2026 at 11:57pm | IP Logged | 1
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Procedure completed. In my room for the night. All kinds of tubes coming out of me, so can’t walk around.
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John Byrne
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| Posted: 04 June 2026 at 12:00am | IP Logged | 2
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Nurses down the hall talking about “suicide precautions” for another patient!!
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Michael Penn
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| Posted: 04 June 2026 at 12:25am | IP Logged | 3
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Code grey! Suicide! Have the nurse lock the doors, JB!
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Michael H. Meyer
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| Posted: 04 June 2026 at 1:36am | IP Logged | 4
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Glad to hear you're through the procedure, JB. I hope the food is edible :]
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Mark McKay
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| Posted: 04 June 2026 at 2:59am | IP Logged | 5
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Yes, glad you are through the procedure.
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Aki Himmanen
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| Posted: 04 June 2026 at 6:34am | IP Logged | 6
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JB wrote:
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Ugh. I feel lucky in that I haven't had *any* surgery in my lifetime, at most having had a few moles removed (and that really doesn't count), and therefore this is a very unpleasant image. Hope you aren't too uncomfortable, JB!
That said, I'm sure it's inevitable in my post-50s(!) that I *will* have at least a bit of cutting 'n' stitching done on me, sooner or later! Looking forward to that..
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Joe Smith
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| Posted: 04 June 2026 at 11:42am | IP Logged | 7
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Great to hear JB. 💐
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Michael Hogan
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Glad to hear all went well, JB. Hope you were able to get a
decent night's sleep. Now it's time for your sponge bath:
Ask Monique to do it...NOT Bertha. Trust me. :D
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John Byrne
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| Posted: 04 June 2026 at 1:54pm | IP Logged | 9
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Hope you aren't too uncomfortable, JB!••• Not anymore, but—at the risk of bringing joy to the Byrne Bashers—last night will live in infamy as the most excruciatingly painful experience of my life!!!
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Vinny Valenti
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Welcome back from the other side. Anesthesia made me wonder if that's what death is going to feel like. Plus coming out of it felt like time travel and teleportation all in one. After decades, I finally understood McCoy's aversion to Transporters!
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John Byrne
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| Posted: 04 June 2026 at 2:15pm | IP Logged | 11
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A decade or so ago an attempt was made to reset my a-fib. They stopped my heart for a few minutes. I was technically dead. The ghost who walks, that’s me
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Evan S. Kurtz
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I remember when they put me under a few years ago for a colonoscopy. A very peculiar experience. When I woke up I was (for good reason) starving. The guy next to me woke up to be informed he had to come back, because he'd failed to do the cleans before showing up and wasting everyone's time.
Technically I'm due for my next checkup this summer. ...yay.
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